The Halal Guys (NYC - Midtown) - Flavory and Savory

Halal, Halal, for all of y'all
Get it straight, don't drop the ball
This place is legit if you haven't heard,
Right on 6th and 53rd,
The other carts don't stand a chance,
Their broke-ass meat ain't worth a glance,
Imposters, don't you buy their con,
7pm 'til the break of dawn
Is when the real joint sells their meat,
So if you're hungry on the street,
Won't you try their holy meal
Their service quick, their flavor real.

Peace.

Peter Luger (Brooklyn) - Best Steak in NYC?

I froze a nut and a breast,
to put this place to the test,
According to the rest,
It's supposed to be the best
But this place so unique,
For it's quality of meat
Cannot rise to the feat,
of being best on the street,
for what gives it the flavor
is the butter you savor
not the cut of the steak,
which to me is fake,
so alas this dear restaurant,
who's clout is debated,
a better steak it makes me want,
for this place is overrated.

i'm out.

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